Quick Words : KFed on Teen Choice

Just got done watching the TeenChoice awards. I found a number of things wrong with Britney Spears introduction and Kevin Federlines performance.

1. Britney was about as big as the mic stand and introduced her hick boyfriend as "her man". ew, dont remind us.

2.KFed starts off the performance with a "its him/but ure not supposed to know its him" scene at the piano...where was there a major piano part in ANY of that nonsense?

3. KFed gets these little white boys to dance and "rap" signifying, I guess, a younger Kfed. It was stupid.

4. Then KFed goes on this little break where he does this whack ass rap to the "touch it(busta)" beat and then goes back into his song. WHY?

5. Why was KFeds dj also the hype man? Like the budget was so low he had to cover everything himself. Not only that, the dj was so loud over KFed.

6. Then the black kids start coming out with their hip little dance moves and KFed starts getting in the way and you can literally hear when the kid hits the mic cuz Fed is so close. WTF. Cant let the black kids shine can you federline?

7. At the end of the performance, KFed says "Federation Records". ugh. thats just crappy.

8. Then in an act of spite, he goes on to fgrab the 2nd black kids foot and try to trip him, but the black kid was so good that he just landed on his feet, in a cool, stylish way. (jk...)

Bottom Line : If you missed it, be glad.
Performance: 2/10 (+2 because he actually looked more presentable than Britneys hick ass)

-ej