Tuesday, October 03, 2006

DAMN momma knowles!

Like can you NOT be everywhere in every picture. Gosh, STAY BEHIND the camera. I feel bad for Beyonce cuz her parents are definitely living out some lavish fantasy through her success. Now if i was famous, yeah id take some parental advice and throw them cash & some houses & whatnot but beyond that, stay out my business damnit.

-ej

Pamela Andersons Freak Nipple.

If you want to see pictures of Pams freak like tit, CLICK HERE.

-ej

Pictures of Pregnant Britney

I know this is old, but I just dont know whats with the belly pictures. And whats more wierd is someone somewhere got turned on by this photo. WHY is she licking a lollipop? Lickin things is the reason shes pregnant with Kfags baby in the first place. Maternity pictures are supposed to be ... maternal, not whored out. And way to revert back to the 50's with the polka dot bikini, skank.

-ej

WTF Scruff Much?!

Aww man. Isn't Matty supposed to be like the sexiest man alive or something? WTF is this?! Like, why is a sexy title license to let it all go. I dont care if you're running shirtless or not. UNACCEPTABLE. God, doesnt gillette just wanna send him a box of razors PLEASE?!

-ej

Korean girls do it better

Racy korean commerical. For those who don't speak korean, when the phone rings, she says "Yeah, i'm busy right now". Pretty clever concept, i think. Wonder what group of pervets came up with this one.

-ej

Another downgrade for black folks everywhere.

This guy goes by the name of Mr.Pregnant. He's done alot of videos on youtube just completely making an ass out of himself. AYO HIS NAME IS MR.PREGNANT. Come on, how ridiculous is that. Anyway...yeah the video speaks for itself. Way to set us back, guy.

-ej

New York deserves Flav

Just a few comments on why New York deserves Flav.

1.) Anyone who can get off w/ Flava Flav must truly be BLINDED by love.

2.) Just to shut her loud ass mother up. (damn i never thought id hate anyone more than i hate new york)

3.) Because Flav is the ONLY person in life who can appreciate her fucked up attitude.

Now please Flav & New York, please do the world a favor and take each other off the market. Thanks.

-ej

Mr. Pringles @ Press Conference

Apparently, Mr.Pringles had a few choice words on which snacks were inferior to pringles.

-ej