Tuesday, October 03, 2006

DAMN momma knowles!

Like can you NOT be everywhere in every picture. Gosh, STAY BEHIND the camera. I feel bad for Beyonce cuz her parents are definitely living out some lavish fantasy through her success. Now if i was famous, yeah id take some parental advice and throw them cash & some houses & whatnot but beyond that, stay out my business damnit.

-ej

Pamela Andersons Freak Nipple.

If you want to see pictures of Pams freak like tit, CLICK HERE.

-ej

Pictures of Pregnant Britney

I know this is old, but I just dont know whats with the belly pictures. And whats more wierd is someone somewhere got turned on by this photo. WHY is she licking a lollipop? Lickin things is the reason shes pregnant with Kfags baby in the first place. Maternity pictures are supposed to be ... maternal, not whored out. And way to revert back to the 50's with the polka dot bikini, skank.

-ej

WTF Scruff Much?!

Aww man. Isn't Matty supposed to be like the sexiest man alive or something? WTF is this?! Like, why is a sexy title license to let it all go. I dont care if you're running shirtless or not. UNACCEPTABLE. God, doesnt gillette just wanna send him a box of razors PLEASE?!

-ej

Korean girls do it better

Racy korean commerical. For those who don't speak korean, when the phone rings, she says "Yeah, i'm busy right now". Pretty clever concept, i think. Wonder what group of pervets came up with this one.

-ej

Another downgrade for black folks everywhere.

This guy goes by the name of Mr.Pregnant. He's done alot of videos on youtube just completely making an ass out of himself. AYO HIS NAME IS MR.PREGNANT. Come on, how ridiculous is that. Anyway...yeah the video speaks for itself. Way to set us back, guy.

-ej

New York deserves Flav

Just a few comments on why New York deserves Flav.

1.) Anyone who can get off w/ Flava Flav must truly be BLINDED by love.

2.) Just to shut her loud ass mother up. (damn i never thought id hate anyone more than i hate new york)

3.) Because Flav is the ONLY person in life who can appreciate her fucked up attitude.

Now please Flav & New York, please do the world a favor and take each other off the market. Thanks.

-ej

Mr. Pringles @ Press Conference

Apparently, Mr.Pringles had a few choice words on which snacks were inferior to pringles.

-ej

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Just Too Damn Manly...

Is it just me or does anyone else hate huge, manly arm tattoos on women? I mean, I have no problem with large arm tattoos in general, but why do some females choose manly ass designs? It just takes away from their beauty. All you see is a big, ugly tattoo!

Examples:

Keyshia Cole is pretty, but who thinks a big ass heart with a cross-shaped dagger going through it is attractive?!


Come on Monica. You look really nice in that dress but that tattoo of Jesus is wayyyy too big.

If anybody thinks I'm wrong for not liking big ass man tats, please feel free to comment. I'm just saying though... I'm mad at that.

~ jasmine



Oh so sexy.


Just a little personal post here. I just have to show everyone how extremely sexy Will Demps is. He is the fine ass guy from Letoyas "Torn" video. Ugh... Representin Korean&Black's everywhere with all that sexy.

Step it up, Michelle.

Michelle, 1 of 3 in the group Destiny's Child, is consistantly looking a hot mess. Its bad enough her voice can't compare to Kelly Rowlands & Beyonce, but damn compensate with your looks at least. I mean, DAMN, you look like a man here. I almost don't believe this is her. Matter of fact, she looks alot like Tim Meadows in this picture.

Beefy Carrot Top?!


Ayo. When the hell did Carrot Top start beefin up? I was flickin through channels when i stopped on A&E and noticed CarrotTop lookin real different. First off his face is lookin real plastic. He really looks like a Raggedy Ann doll. For those of you born post 90's, you probably dont have a damn clue who Raggedy Ann is, google it. Anyway, I don't know what hes doing it for, but Carrotcake looks wierder than usual.