Sorry for the Delay

Jasmine, Amelia and I (E.J) are coming up with a new system to talk about what were mad at. Please be patient as updates wont be as frequent if any for the next week or two. We're all up at our respective schools and coordinating has been kind of difficult, but were coming up with some great things so hold tight. Meanwhile, go through some of our older posts and continue to comment on whats there. See yah in a little bit.

ej, jazzy, & am

WTF are stylists for?

Cruising around some of the bigger blogs i just notice alot of celebrities are wearing the same things...wtf is up with that? You like in all that budgeting they have a stylist in there somewhere making sure they look bangin all the time. WHY are they wearing the same things? and the damn clothes cost so much you'd swore there was only one ever made.

examples :

Beyonce getting desperate?

Beyonce on the left, Posh Spice on the right. Who copies off a spice girl? Beyonce is getting a little wacky if you ask me...some of her actions, the videos, her dadager. Its just so wierd.

Hollywood Scientologists

Omg i used to LOVE Leah Remini. I thought she was so normal and down to earth but she too is in the Cruise Cult. How come Scientology seems to be a Hollywood thing. Its almost like a cover up for some elite group of rich people to gather together so no one else will know. Who the hell is next and do all these rich people know something that I DONT KNOW?

Janet in another Mag.

Janets been everywhere since the superbowl incident and ESPECIALLY since the drop of her new album. I just think its amazing how her vocal game has only come up maybe 2points in the last 82+ albums shes made. Tell me this bitch don't look fake in this picture. Ugh and J.D. Don't even get me started on his nut ass self. Anyway. She definitely has "the jackson face" dont she? Creepy...

In Case You Missed It : KFed

Just in case you missed it, heres an update on my previous blog. Can You See what i was sayin?

-ej

Quick Words : KFed on Teen Choice

Just got done watching the TeenChoice awards. I found a number of things wrong with Britney Spears introduction and Kevin Federlines performance.

1. Britney was about as big as the mic stand and introduced her hick boyfriend as "her man". ew, dont remind us.

2.KFed starts off the performance with a "its him/but ure not supposed to know its him" scene at the piano...where was there a major piano part in ANY of that nonsense?

3. KFed gets these little white boys to dance and "rap" signifying, I guess, a younger Kfed. It was stupid.

4. Then KFed goes on this little break where he does this whack ass rap to the "touch it(busta)" beat and then goes back into his song. WHY?

5. Why was KFeds dj also the hype man? Like the budget was so low he had to cover everything himself. Not only that, the dj was so loud over KFed.

6. Then the black kids start coming out with their hip little dance moves and KFed starts getting in the way and you can literally hear when the kid hits the mic cuz Fed is so close. WTF. Cant let the black kids shine can you federline?

7. At the end of the performance, KFed says "Federation Records". ugh. thats just crappy.

8. Then in an act of spite, he goes on to fgrab the 2nd black kids foot and try to trip him, but the black kid was so good that he just landed on his feet, in a cool, stylish way. (jk...)

Bottom Line : If you missed it, be glad.
Performance: 2/10 (+2 because he actually looked more presentable than Britneys hick ass)

-ej

Another Condom Video

Jasmine brought up the fact that advertising companies market to black and white groups individually and so with that in mind, this video stood out to me. WHY do they always have to make it seem like all black men have huge packages? And of course, his sex drive is so ridiculously high that hes just walking around with a BOX of them in his pocket. And Of course, there has to be some sassy R&B beat going on. Anyway, i dunno why i find this commercial interesting, but enjoy.

-ej

Use Condoms, Please

Here's an AD promoting condom use. Does anyone else think things like this only happen with white people? I don't think I've ever seen a little black kid get away with something like that...He probably wouldve been popped in the mouth before the first sound even exited his mouth. Anyway, enjoy.

-ej

Recap : Tom Cruise on BET

Driving around the last few days, i must've heard Young Joc rap "It's Goin Down" like 123980923 times which got me to thinking about that fateful day at dinner with jasmine watching Tom Cruise EMBARESS himself on BET. In case you missed it, and i heard alot of people did, here he is:

Makes me laugh every time.
-ej

Eh, a Little TOO Much Reality

Spotted this mess over @Crunktastical and was compelled to comment on this mess. Yes ladies & gentlemen, this is the wonder that is Karamo. MTV's Philadelphia season star who came out on TV that he was gay is now making moves to the beats of T.I. What will this fool do next? Lookin all dumb with them LV bags...

Not Mad: Orlando Brown

I just wanna give an applause to Orlando Brown. I was reading the Jet magazine for the week of Aug. 21, 2006 and came across an article about his current weight loss. So far, Orlando has lost about 45 pounds and is looking much healthier. He has the right ideas about it all. He knows that it's not only about his image, but also his health. If only he could give Raven some advice....

~ jasmine

Now That's One Crazy Bit...Beyonce.

Here's Beyonce's video for her latest single "Ring the Alarm." If she isn't the epitome of "crazy in love" in this video... emphasis on crazy... I don't know what is.

~ jasmine

Diddy Comments on Cassie

Diddy's heard all the comments about Cassie and her performances and has released a statement saying that he understands that shes a new artist and that in her live performances you can hear that shes nervous. You can find the complete statement here at MTV.com(CLICK HERE) but i think the statement is complete bullshit because just listening to "You & Me" she was in the studio when this went down and she still cant sing. Let Danity Kane fuck up(thanks Jasmine) and Diddy would have them back on MTB15 walking from Brooklyn to Chicago for a Pizza. Diddy mustve laid the pipe on Cassie for this record deal because he is completely looking the other way.

What do you guys think about this mess?

Once again if you havent seen them, here are links to Cassies performances :
Cassie LIVE on TRL
Cassie LIVE on BET
Unreleased Cassie Video

-ej

Ipod Outta Hand & into your Panties

You can get Outfits for your ipods, different cases, armbands, fm transmitters, speakers, attach them to your nikes, different color headphones, and oh so much more...but this...this is ridiculous. what kind of person walks around in their underwear and is PEEVED by the fact that they have no where to put their ipod. Anyway this is the newest addtion to the Ipod Family given to you by TheSexySociety on sale for $12.95.

-ej

Paris Hilton breaks World Record

Guinness World Records

Most OverRated Person '07

credits TMZ
-ej

Jackie Chan vs. Bird Flu

Jackie Chan did a public service announcement (Click HERE for Link) explaining the dangers of the bird flu. For some reason this thing looks real corny and low budget.

By the way, my dad DOES NOT look like Jackie Chan.

-ej

More on 'Somethin' From Flava of Love

Ayo. What is wrong with this bitch?

Boy George Cleans Up

BoyGeorge cleaning up the street as a punishment for having coke in his apartment. Damn, he looks real wierd without all the candle wax drippings on his head. Its...eerie..
credit to hollywood drag

-ej

Kate Hudsons She/Male Kid

Over at DListed, I noticed this picture. Yes, thats Kate Hudsons SON. This shit should be illegal.

Move Over 25cent, Its Lil' He

This kid is Lil' He. The newest addition to G-Unit. The kids legs still swing above the floor. WHY THE HELL DOES HE NEED A DEAL? I mean, people are just signing anybody nowadays. First Cassie, now this? He has GOT to be somebodys relative.

Listen to him rap here at XXL Mag.

-ej

Rihanna's Head

Is it me, or does Rihanna's head really resemle a tootsie pop? Like, her head is SO LARGE at the top. "How ya....How is that even....How ya doin that?"

Janice Dickinson is a H.A.M

Janice is a mess. Like, i'm not sure if shes just old, if shes crazy, or if shes all drugged up. Thats her without make-up. Shes got this whole...Jagger/Steven Tyler thing going on with her mouth.



And in case you missed it, here she is getting hype on her show. Yes she did totally bust her ass and then try to play it off. And WTF does Condoleeza Rice have to do with Rappers?

-ej

R.I.P Super Freak

I'm just mad at this tombstone addendum. Even in death, hes still livin off that one hit...

Being Famous for Nothing

The New thing that really pisses me off is being famous for absolutely nothing. The best example that I can give : Natalie Reid. This jawn is famous for (not) looking like Paris Hilton.
Heres a video about her, see for yourself.



also heres a video of the faux star with Paris learning how to be more like her. CLICK HERE.

Thugaboo

I was looking through the channel guide today when I came across Thugaboo on the Nicktoons Network. There were only 3 minutes left, so just I had to see what a cartoon called Thugaboo would be like... even though I'd already had my ideas given the name. When I turned it on, there were like 8 kids sitting on the steps outside someone's house, dressed up in their "hip-hop" attire. One of the little black girls had blond hair and if that didn't make me mad enough I was a hell of lot madder when the music cut on and they all started rapping. Don't ask what the rap was about because I was too caught up in the fact that Nickelodeon actually let something like this slip on the air to notice. Then, as if it wasn't already an embarrassment, this other kid comes out rapping in spanish with subtitles. After it was over I was just so stunned that I watched the credits. I was highly upset when I kept seeing "Wayans" after "Wayans" after "Wayans," realizing that this was a Wayans family production. After the Scary Movie series I never would've thought I'd see the day when the Wayans family made something for the kids... and maybe they should've left it that way.

Minnillo's Trying Too Hard

Vanessa Minnillo was known for being a VJ on MTV, and now for her new catch, Nick Lachey formerly of 98 degrees. Here she is in a night club and i feel like she's trying so hard to be fun. She looks like the type of person who can't dance so she keeps stopping to say hi to people. I feel like shes really corny.

Click Here to see her party. Tell me what you think?

Another Petition Post

You've seen them popping up on blogs all over the net but I agree with it, so now its here . Sign the Petition to BadBoy against Cassies record deal. Heres what it says:

To: Bad Boy Records

We give her respect for trying, but her existence and presence to the music industry is becoming very annoying and pointless. We've saw her perform on TRL, 106 and Park, and other various shows. Some have come to their senses and realized she is NOT a performer at all, if she was it could have made up for her penguin moaning vocals. These performances that she have been doing lately are very boring and embarassment to her "fans" , it adds fuel to the fire for others to talk about also. Who Am I talking about? The one and only Cassie! There is no hating involved with this also, so thats not even an issue.

We all know she is a pretty girl, perhaps she would be more successful being a model, than she will be with her music career. Diddy what is your problem with signing this chick? its obvious you don't know true talent, being that you dont have any yourself as you just released that garbage first single "Come To Me", maybe you should consider giving up your "Rap" career also and stick to producing. If you don't want Bad Boy to fall off, we suggest you drop Cassie ASAP, and suggest that she audition for Top Model or something. This chick is taking up space for true talent in the music industry, she has no originality at all, other talented artist can't even get their shine on the charts and in the media, because of mediocre songs like "Me & You". Do something about this please. It's like Lumidee reincarnated, and we all know how that was...Where is she now? The same question we will be asking about Cassie in a few months....

Sincerely,
The Undersigned

Sign the Petition by Clicking HERE.

Do You think the Petition is accurate? If Not, take a look back at some of cassies stuff.

Cassie LIVE on TRL
Cassie LIVE on BET
Unreleased Cassie Video

Update : Raven Simone

Check back a few links(Click HERE for link) to see Amelias post on the star of Disneys show "Thats so Raven" and "The Cheetah Girls". Heres an update of the stars growth:

Super JOC and Danity Kane

OMG while preparing to write this blog I actually started to get Young Joc and Young Jeezy confused..thats sad. Moving on, I want to know if Joc is diddys nephew or something. Hes not THAT great and yet diddy keeps sending him to save all his other fuckups on bad boy. Hes like..SUPER JOC or something. Anyway, for those who haven't seen it, Heres Danity Kane in their video "Show Stoppin" with Joc of course, and check out the previous post "Cassie : In Case You Missed It" to see Joc save her dumb ass on BET.



BTW am I the only one that compares the Pussy Cat Dolls to Danity Kane?

Not Mad : Simpsons Voices

Since i kinda gave up on watching TV, i just live off of downloaded Simpsons episodes. In my trails, i came across an episode of Conan where they show the people who do the voices of many of the Simpsons. Its madd funny and honestly they are really talented so today, I ain't mad.

Update on Flava of Love

I was over at crunk&disorderly when I seen this shit...remember the girl in the video who took a dump on the steps a few posts down?

Well CLICK HERE to see what she did before joinin the show.

(Not work or parent friendly)

-ej

Why Must They Continue To Bring It On?

Apparently, there is a new “Bring It On” movie called “Bring It On 3: All or Nothing.” The movie looks like it will be complete crap for various reasons.

# 1: It stars Solange Knowles-Smith (a.k.a. Beyonce’s little sister) and Hayden Panettiere (a.k.a. the Disney Channel girl). No one cares about these people.
# 2: Ok, I’ll admit the first one was nice, but the sequel was trash so there was no reason for it to continue.
# 3: The movie is going straight to DVD. That pretty much explains itself.

- amelia -

Flava Flav : In Case You Missed It

A contestant on the show has a nasty accident. This show is ridiculous. And then Flav gonna talk about some "Ladies come crowd around ya man"...Enjoy

Not Mad : Kimora LS Mag. Cover

Heres Kimora Lee Simmons on the cover of Jolie. Now, in my previous post i ranted on how I was mad that shes not really representin the Asian community, but I really can't be mad at this cover. Shes really doin it up nice...My only complaint being her hair is looking a little fried at the top.

-ej

Cassie : In Case You Missed It

Heres Cassie on BET. Someone tell me how the hell she got a deal. BTW i hear shes half black half filipina..shes disgracing my mixed people.

and WTF with the Star Trek sounds during the break down..this is horrible.

American Idol Time

Here (link here) is a clip of some people hoping to find fame at the American Idol tryouts. I just want to know whos horrible parents, whos bad friends, whos dumb sibling, told some of these people that they can sing. I mean, there are some people who are okay but definitely not enough to be famous. They need to just go sing on the disney channel or somethin.

Oh and to my black people. PLEASE STOP WITH THE "BEYONCE" RUNS. have a song lastin for 20 minutes before you finally move onto the first verse. Thats that church stuff. Be singin the same line over and over like repetition is gonna get you closer to God.

-ej

Someone Stop Star

AYO. why is she giving out dating tips? As if we all need to learn from her example and marry emotional gay men. If you feel like you're finding the wrong men, you probably wouldn't want to go to Star Jones for advice. Look what shes working with. See Dating Tips Here.

-ej

Snakes on a Mothafuckin Plane

As if you weren't just dying to see 'Snakes on a MothaFuckin Plane', now you can get the motha fuckin logo on any mothafuckin thing. Its ridiculous cuz they are like, mothafuckin serious about this shit. There are over 100 mothafuckin designs. Check out Cafepress to get your snakes on a mothafuckin plane shirt now.

-ej

I hate Elisabeth Hasselbeck

I hate this bitch almost more than i hate Star Jones, but since Star isnt really in my face on tv anymore, Im gonna say Elisabeth takes the cake. Shes such a little kid, always crying over something. Well heres a link to her bitching about the morning after pill, and NO, i dont think its the same thing as having a baby and leaving it in the street. Dumb Ass.

-ej

Party Monster to Sex and Breakfast

Macaulay Culkin's last movie was called "Party Monster" about a kid who does mad drugs and ends up killing his friend and his pusher. Culk's next film is called "Sex and Breakfast" about a couple who have sex issues and look for a sex therapist and SOMEHOW, group sex happens. Now who wants to tell me Michael Jackson didn't molest him when he was little?

White Trash Home Movies

Obviously high. They both suck at life. When it rains, it pours.

Flavor-less to Me

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me why in God's name anyone would wanna do Flavor Flav. I watch "Flavor of Love" because I find it to be (not so) quality entertainment, but I can't understand any woman in her right mind would choose to throw herself at that man. How could you be serious with a man that doesn't even try to learn your real name? How could you let him give you a ridiculous nickname of his choice that most likely is only referring to what he feels is your... best asset? And how the hell could you talk to him without laughing at those utterly purposeless clocks he wears around his neck? I couldn't imagine standing in front of the man, let alone kiss him. I know golddiggers would be with anyone for money, but I think some of the women on that show actually like the little troll. i don't know how they do it because, like Fantasia, I just can't take him seriously.

~ jasmine

Quote of the Week

"What do you think you are looking at Sugartits?"
- Mel Gibson

Wow, if ever there was such a train wreck of this magnitude outside of Michael Jackson, this is it. This guy will have to move Heaven and Earth to save his career. Although, it's not like he needs to. After Passion Of The Christ, Gibson made enough money to retire 100 times over, and still have enough left for the kids to live comfortably. He built a church on his property for goodness sake with not even a quarter of the returns he got from Passion Of The Christ.

What does living "comfortably" really mean? When you hear millionaires say that, it gets annoying. I'd rather have them say "I'm rich". Saying "I live comfortably" is like saying "I want to appeal to the common folk soI'lll pretend thatIi don't make millions. What word in theEnglishh language will make people believe that I'm like them, but with some extra cash?" If you worked hard for it, celebrate, but don't gloat. I just dislike when people got famous for doing nothing other than being born into fame. That's not an accomplishment, that's called "mom and dads' accident".

My confusion regarding Kevin Smith

I like Kevin Smith's films, except for the first Clerks. I think that film was pretty boring. Yet I find Clerks 2 to be a good film. How that happens, you got me! I guess I was more interested in the characters who are ten years older and have nothing to show for the last decade except a demotion to working in a fast food joint. Although the bonus is Rosario Dawson is your boss, and she happens to find 30 year old losers absolutely attractive.

Enough about the film, I was more interested in what Smith had to say about why he went backwards and made a sequel to a film that probably didn't need a sequel, instead of doing something new and fresh (at least new and fresh for Kevin Smith). It seems Kevin Smith, like many people before him, has a fear of failure. At least that's what it reads like. So instead of putting ones self on the line for the sake of art, or just for making something different, Smith decided to stay in his comfort zone and make films that you could say he's good at. It's been bugging me for the longest time that someone who has the resources, and the support, would not go out on a limb and try something new.

True that you may fall flat on your face, but that's not the end of the world. I've failed more times than I wanted but each time I learned something that proved to be beneficial. I mean, even in Clerks 2, he has his characters, by the end of the film, go out on a limb and seemingly succeed. It's a happy ending of sorts, but you still don't know how the story really ends. It could turn out to be the biggest mistake of their lives. But you know what? I respect the characters a little more for going out of their zone and doing something they may never have done. It's just so weird to see the guy who wrote the story not take his own advice. Not only was that bugging me, but I think it was also that I read somewhere that the reason smith won't make other types of films is because he wants to continue to make fun of other people's films and not have someone throw back a film he did that was just as crappy. Apparently he gets a lot of flak for being the guy who made Jersey Girl (another film I haven't seen, so that makes two) which lost him the right to make fun of other romantic comedies of that ilk. If that is one of his reasons for not doing more than he's been doing, I gotta say that's pretty sad. Now I'm not saying I give up on Kevin Smith, because I think he's got the talent, he just doesn't seem to have all the courage he projects when he cracks jokes on late night TV.

Another PussyCat Doll // WTF CW?!

(they look retarded)

Come on, is it really necessary? I already have no idea who any of the other "pussies" are but you want to keep me even more confused, and then more pissed off that these girls are actually getting paid just to mimic orgasms on stage as ONE of what, 12? actually can sing. The REALITY SHOW for the next pussy is supposed to air on the CW, which is another thing that gets me. WTF is the CW?! like how does UPN + WB = CW? Its just bad on top of bad on top of bad.

Edit : while researching for this blog i discovered that theres only 6 members...how did those videos fool me? i swore there were like 15.

Anyways, Nicole S. is the only one with any talent in that group and their label needs to just suck it up and give her all the glory. The girl Carmit(wtf kinda name...) actually looks like a man. Ashley Roberts is just a real generic white girl along with Jessica Sutta. The one girl, Melody, i couldn't even get a wiki on because shes just so unneccessary. Kimberyly Wyatt actually reminds me of Cyndi Lauper...which isnt a good thing. Can you imagine adding another pussy to this team?? ugh...

Best Week Ever

-ej

Ugh, You're not Asian

Here we have Kimora Lee Simmons and her husband, Russell Simmons(separated since march), with their 2 children. According to imdb, Kimora is half black(her father) and korean/japanese(her mother). Her website
states that she is "the only multiethnic woman to have a successful fashion empire" but it states nothing about having a diverse upbringing. Her kids are named Ming Lee and Aoki Lee. WTF. She gets them little "chinese dresses" and gives them "asian names" (Ming Lee sounds extra CHINESE and Aoki Lee is all kinds of made up since Aoki is Japanese but then im sure Lee isnt a common name in Japan). Nothing about her represents the asian community AT ALL. She gets 2 pimp slaps from me.

-ej (the TRULY half korean one)

Old Enough to be his Mom

Viv. Fox is keepin it aiight at 42 but i guess no thanks to all the sloppy plastic surgery she was gettin. Her new man is iight but he looks extra happy in this picture. His cheesetastic smile kinda pisses me off. And for some reason everytime i look at the top of his face i think of 50 cent (???). I think she looks better here than she did here. then again lookin back, i'm not so sure. His name is Bryant Brown and he used to play football in college 2 years ago...so hes like...early 20's? Anyway can somebody fix at least one of three things here? Vivicas ponytail (can she at least comb it out), her dress looks like a curtain from somebodys grandmoms house, and her boyfriend needs to give Al Reynolds his hat back.

Ciara the new Aaliayh? NO.

What is this bullshit? Yeah, okay, sure Ciara gets a few catchy beats from some big names, but are true Aaliyah fans trying to replace her with someone sub par? Aaliyah may have not been at the top of her game when her life was cut short, but with talent, personality, AND looks, she was on her way to the top. People musta thought we forgot, and that the new generation of audiophiles would be too young to remember such a great artist. Theyre definitely trying to re-capitalize off of what WAS a completely original style
.

It's Just Not Cute

What the hell is this new trend of devoting hours trying to make yourself look like your body has no shape whatsoever. Like skeletons are attractive. It's nasty. Oh but FAT PEOPLE are repulsive right? This shits so popular they even got black people doing it. Then again Beyonce been thought she was white...and NO, her role as Foxy Cleopatra was not foolin anybody. Look at their legs. It's like they wear flip flops to purposely show everyone how long and flat their unshapely feet are. And then the huge bags that make them look like miniatures. It's not cute. Stop it.
-ej